Rule Number Twelve

Because rule number twelve is the most important rule.

Majoring in Pimpology.

destielkills:

the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis:

capitolprostitute:

nationalbuttlickersassociation:

hachestark:

samuel-vimes:

honestlyiamironman:

didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

We do hate sports. All the ones that don’t involve flying broomsticks and slightly murderous balls that try to knock you off them.

avatar-trisana:

welcometomotherworld:

rosalarian:

stacksofrats:

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

yeah this is actually how it goes

Every couple months, this comic has a renaissance on tumblr and I think by this point, in the year since I’ve made it, I’ve learned about every period every tumblr user has ever had.

Would you say it resurfaces

periodically

One time I forgot to buy pads so I just wadded up bunches of toilet paper for a week and then I didn’t think about buying more pads until the next time I got it and had to wad up toilet paper again.

kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

rupelover:

eaarthtoalice:

magicalme-anautobiography:

no-mugglesmortals-allowed:

WHY DO EMMA AND DAN ALWAYS GET LIKE 467816597218 NOTES AND RUPERT GETS LIKE 78 AT BEST? IT REALLY MAKES ME SAD?!?!? LIKE HE IS PART OF THE TRIO AND I THINK POSSIBLY ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED ACTORS IN THE FRANCHISE?!?!? HE POSSIBLY HAD ONE OF THE HARDEST PARTS TO PORTRAY?

^AGREE 100% WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE!!! 

Ahem and he’s a BEAUTIFUL GINGER!

Yeah, 100% agree with all of the above as well. Ughhhh.

rupelover:

eaarthtoalice:

magicalme-anautobiography:

no-mugglesmortals-allowed:

WHY DO EMMA AND DAN ALWAYS GET LIKE 467816597218 NOTES AND RUPERT GETS LIKE 78 AT BEST? IT REALLY MAKES ME SAD?!?!? LIKE HE IS PART OF THE TRIO AND I THINK POSSIBLY ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED ACTORS IN THE FRANCHISE?!?!? HE POSSIBLY HAD ONE OF THE HARDEST PARTS TO PORTRAY?

^AGREE 100% WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE!!! 

Ahem and he’s a BEAUTIFUL GINGER!

Yeah, 100% agree with all of the above as well. Ughhhh.